It's a Mad, Mad World

From today's headlines:



Police hunt for person who stole Teddy Roosevelt walrus tusk

"Old Brookville, N.Y., police and the National Park Service are investigating. The FBI has added the tusk to its national stolen art list."
Kind of gives new meaning to art, doesn't it!

But who am I to cast aspersions? I am the choir director who does reindeer imitations and uses tennis balls to teach singing.